Pirates of the refrigerator...aka...An idler turns chef...!!!

For prerequisites, please refer to the previous post

Proclamation:

Chinese noodles when mixed with Indian spices became a huge hit as maggi…someone mixed something with other things and it got to be known as ‘bhelpuri’…someone tried vada with pav and it’s now probably the best known part of the Maharashtrian cuisine , and so on and so forth. I am sure that if I keep trying…I will (and maybe I already have) be able to invent something great…Tarla dalaal here I come…!!!

Disclaimer:

The author won’t be responsible if:
 Your mother catches you in the kitchen while trying these experiments.
 If you are lazier than the author (highly unlikely).
 You don’t know how to use the food processor or microwave or don’t know how to cut fruits/salads or if you hurt yourself while trying these courageous tasks.

Edible ‘Kachra’

Ingredients: Namkeens, cornflakes, white sauce, brown bread (or paranthas, if left from dinner), Onions, Tomatoes, kheera, green chillies, etc.
Process: Cut the bread/parantha, onions, tomatoes, kheera, green chillies, etc into as many pieces as you can (or better…just put all these things in a food processor and switch it on...please remember to put it off in time, else you will get a powder..!!!). Take two spoons each of all the namkeens and add some cornflakes. Mix the contents properly. Pour some white sauce (even some curd will do) into the mixture and add some roohafjah on top of that. Now you can be proud of your hard work…!!!

Drinkable ‘Something’

Ingredients: One scoop of vanilla, fruits (like mangoes, watermelon, melon, litchi or whatever is available), dry fruits, coke.
Process: Cut all the fruits into very small pieces and add dry fruits to it. Put the mixture into a firozabad made shining glass and add a vanilla scoop over it. Make sure that your parents are sound asleep and open a coke bottle, cover its mouth with your fingertip and shake it well. Point the bottle’s mouth towards the glass now and remove the finger gradually. Let the stream of coke jet enter into the glass with high pressure. Now take a spoon and mix everything in the glass quite well. Add the remaining coke to the mixture and you are ready with something great…!!!